Saturday, October 29, 2011

Get Your Halloween Jokes Here

Am I the only one who likes to tell their kiddos corny Halloween jokes?

Or even to friends or co workers or random strangers waiting in post office lines (sorry lady, I thought it was funny)?

Well, in honor of All Hallows Eve, I'm sharing my most corny ones with you... leave yours in the comments (PG ONLY pretty please)

Why did dracula take cold medicine? because of his COFFIN!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? because he didn't have any BODY to go with!

What kind of witch lives at the beach? A sandwitch!

What is a ghosts favorite breakfast? Scream of Wheat with fresh BOO berries!

What does a sea monster eat for lunch? fish and SHIPS.

hahaha...get it? fish and SHIPS?

okay, now it's your turn.....


DL Hammons said...

What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?

He got ticks. :)

Martin Willoughby said...

Why did dracula take cold medicine? because of his COFFIN!

Just told that one to my 17 year old. You can probably hear the groan where you are.

Tess said...

DL: ha!

Martin: oh yes, but it's a groan hiding a tiny smile :)

Lenny Lee* said...

hi miss jess! i love those halloween jokes. for sure you got me laughing. heres some more.
1. what do ghould drink? ghoulaid!
2. what kind of music does a mummy like? wrap!
3. what song does dracula hate? you are my sunshine!
4. whats a witches favorit school subject? spelling!
ha ha ha ha.
...happy halloween hugs from lenny

Michelle Davidson Argyle said...

Wow, you've got a whole store of those, Tess! So fun. :)

Mary Aalgaard, Play off the Page said...

What's a skeleton's favorite sandwich? A wrap!

Diana said...

Why did Dracula's mother send him to his room?
Because he was a bat boy.

What does a witch like best about staying in a hotel?
The broom service.

Tess said...

These are a fantastic way to close out my night ... thanks for sharing the giggles -- these are all going on the list :)