I don't know about your family....but mine always thinks I'm amazing if I surprise them at dinner or during a daytime lull with a great new joke.
This one is a keeper and I thought I'd pass it along so you can be a super hero at home, too
A ventriloquist is performing his act on stage and tells a dumb blond joke
A blond woman in the front row jumps up and says, "That's not fair! The color of my hair has nothing to do with my intelligence!"
Embarrassed, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an apology
To which the blond woman says, "You keep out of this. I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Have a happy week, all. It's beautiful summer!
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14 comments:
ROTFL! My 10 yo son will LOVE that one!
Ha! Laura just loves blonde jokes. Can't wait to tell her.
*snicker*
Thanks for making me laugh, Tess. :D
Great joke. A have a blond sister who collects blond jokes. She'll like this one.
Way too cute! Thanks for sharing!
Lest I unintentionally offend anyone....my two georgeous and brilliant daughters are blonde. It's just for fun, right????? Great :D
Ha! I needed that this morning!
:) Thanks for the giggle, Tess. xo.
LOL Pretty funny. I don't know that my kids would appreciate it though since they're all blonde. :) So maybe I'll wait until the next dinner party to tell it. Can I direct all the blondes present to your site to file any grievances. LOL
How funny.
Hey! Wait a minute! What?
JK. I'm blonde. Heehee. I'm totally not offended. My kids will like this. More fodder for them to give me grief about. I'm already, apparently, older than dirt. My parents aren't even that old. I'm not sure how I got to be older than my parents.
I needed this, Tess! Thank you, thank you!
Ha, thats funny.
Glad a few others found this funny :D
Kasie - direct away! No offense intended...just good fun.
lotusgirl - oops! sorry! JK. Love that your kids think you are older than your parents....that's funny (and a great line for a book, btw!)
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